It's Brittany Bitch
"   I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.   "
(via mental-slut)

takeitlikeagoodgirl:

triplash:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

I have some news from the bdsm community son

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID.

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

passinnotesinsecrecy:

when the fella over there doesn’t have hella good hair

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